Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Top 5 Things I've Done that are Socially Inappropriate

As my 'two' (puppy and boyfriend) sleep. I lay here restless, unsure if I should really share this list with you or not.  But I decided to go for it.   Because this a place where honesty lives and breathes right??
So aside from my obvious displays of stupidity awesomeness at weddings, I have a couple of other embarrassing moments that I often look back at and laugh, for lack of anything better to say or do.  They've all been done.

1.Taken something off a plate at a restaurant. This is way more creepy than it sounds, I swear.  There we a plate of untouched garlic cheese fries next at the abandoned table next to us.  We didn't order there, but the restaurant was known for them, and  we weren't opposed to trying.  So I snuck my little hand over to the plate and snatched a few before the plates were cleared...
Looking back I can't believe I did this.

2. Walked down the street with my dress in the air.  Joining a sorority is awesome.  Drinking with sorority sisters can bring out the best drunk in of all of us, just sayin'.  Clearly not my brightest shining star moment.

3. Painted all ten nails at CVS with a color that I thought was super cute.  The color was super trendy, so I didn't need to buy it, it wouldn't be worth it, so I painted all ten nails.  Some would call and 'extended sampler'.  Oh how I secretly wish someone watched it on camera, and laughed out loud.

4. Woke up in a bath tub (it was not full of water). Oh what college nights will do to you. (Sorry Mom)

5. A Catholic (<-- cough that's me) got kicked out of the Vatican.  Something about your are not supposed to jump over a small retaining marker to go hang out in Vatican Square at midnight that those Roman Police Men didn't like. Whoopsies...you know what they say when in Rome..

Those are my top five for today, but I'm sure there are 18 more I'll think of that should have been on this list tomorrow.

18 comments:

  1. hahahahaha omg i am dying i love this so much!! and i think we have more in common than should be acceptable.

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  2. this is fantastic. i struggle too much with painting my nails to get away with that. i would have to also 'borrow' their polish remover and some of their Q-tips for them to look good.

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  3. I dont even think I could narrow my shenanigans down to five. I also would probably lose alot of readers haha. These are hilarious!

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  4. Literally laughed out loud!! Bahahaaha! I would have LOVED to see you painting your nails!

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  5. Love these! When I worked in restaurants I was not above stealing fries off customers literally untouched plates of food

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  6. Haha! I want to paint my nails at a CVS! Brilliant.

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  7. I love it. I have totally thought about painting my nails at Walgreens before, but I'm too much of a sissy.

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  8. If I had a dollar for every time I've woken up in a bathtub... or really just the bathroom in general... I'd easily be able to buy a nice box of wine.

    Love this post!

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  9. Ahahaha! Getting kicked out of the Vatican-- awesome! And I've never thought of painting my nails at the drug store, but mad props for doing so!
    - Rachel/ With Love, Rachel

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  10. Thanks for the laughs :) Glad I'm not the only one who has claimed a bathtub as a bed!

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  11. I am just impressed you can paint your right hand nails...how do you do that with your left hand??? Mine always end up looking like a toddlers work!!
    Also...I love this post

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  12. You are so funny! haha I love that you painted all your nails at CVS lol I have nearly done the same!

    Just stumbled upon your cute blog and so happy I did. Excited to follow along via GFC & read more! :)

    XO
    Erin

    www.sweetnessitself.com

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  13. hahaha this is amazing. I'm glad you decided to post it. xo

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  14. Thanks for sharing...SOOOO funny

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  15. I have stolen things off other peoples plates before if they were untouched. One was when I wasn't sure what I wanted to order and it was just sitting there at a table next to me. So I wanted to see if it was worth ordering. It was.

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  16. Well, looks like I am just going to have to watch you very very closely the next time we are out in public ;) You crack me up friend. Love you.

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  17. You got kicked out if the Vatican? Hah. That's classic.

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