Get Out of Here Fruit, You Weren't Invited

This is how it usually goes down when I am in the ice cream aisle.

I stand there (in the Aisle) staring at the 'options'.

Any flavor with any fruit (at all) is out. 

  I don't like fruit in my ice cream, why add something healthy to a heart attack? 

And then just like I do every time, I leave with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked Fro Yo.

Those that follow me on instagram may have seen this picture a few weeks ago.

Those of you don't follow me should probably start now.

So when I got home from the longest Monday of the year, and my boyfriend said he had something waiting for me in the freezer, this is how I felt.  

You get my drift.

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That is until I found myself digging for cookie dough nuggets gold in bed, while watching Real Housewives, and I actually looked something exactly like this.

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So I called it a day, there was nothing more I could do.

I agree with Raven, if Monday were a person, he'd be a Ginger.