If I Have To Go To Work Today...and A Give Away For You

As much as I love my job, Mondays aren't my favorite day of the week. But lets be honest anyone who actually likes Mondays either works in the food/bar industry and Monday is the beginning of their weekend or they are a stay at home Mom (because the kids go back to school).  Just kidding on that second one, kind of.

Anyways, if I have to go to work today...

The VMA's could have started earlier, seriously I'm a Grandma, and can't say up past 9:30 anymore.

The infamous Starbucks  PSL could be out, I know all of us bloggers have been bitten by 'the fall itch'. Anyone seen all those cute things Old Navy has out??? (Liking this and this). But seriously, PSL I'm ready for you.

Miley could have worn something half decent, and stuck her tongue out seventeen less times.  But who am I fooling, I'd trade bodies with her that crazy bitch any day.

Nordstrom could send me these, as a thanks for your continued loyalty.

I could be back on 'vacation' with my bestie. Seriously it's already been a week?

I could be hanging out with my niece, who is growing up way too fast before my eyes, or at least according to pictures and facetime.

My couch could come to the office with me.

My birthday could come and pass; being a quarter century sounds terrible.  Although in all honesty, I've never been happier, so I have nothing to be scared of.

I could have had time woken up early enough to run this morning...would it be so terrible if I ran at work?? I'll bring extra deodorant.

And what could you do on this Monday???
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My Online Dating Profile

I always worried about finding love, like always.

Being single through all four college years was pretty much unheard of in my family, but whatever. 

I wasn't about to waste my parents time introducing them to guys that I knew wouldn't be around for a while, so I didn't.  But the real reason is single college life is the BEST  I couldn't trick someone into dating me  college single life is the BEST.

 To meet new people post college (girls and guys) I involved myself in new activities, I tried joining a social sports league, went out with co-workers, and reconnected with people I wasn't so close with through my college life that were still in the area.

And then just like that I got lucky, and met this guy. (read the full story here).

So I never got to try online dating, but I think it would a blast!!!

Sorting through all those people you don't want to wast your time with, laughing at their selfies and descriptions, and getting free meals (I wouldn't stand for going dutch, if a guy wanted to go dutch, I would probably stand up and leave at that moment).

But IF I had had the opportunity to online date, my online dating profile might have sounded (and looked) something like this.

ABOUT ME: I am a fun loving girl who enjoys living life to the fullest. 

BODY TYPE: Fit/Athletic

HEIGHT: 5'8''+

 ETHNICITY: White/Caucasian

INTERESTS: In my spare time I enjoy hanging out with my friends, trying new things, traveling, and baking.  I am an avid mountain goer, and enjoy the lake in the summer and skiing in the winter.  To relax I read and watch TV.

ACTIVITIES: I really enjoy running, skiing, and biking.  I also enjoy traveling and plan to have seen as much of the world as I can before I am gone.  I seek new adventures, am rarely opposed to going someplace/trying something new.

 FAVORITE MOVIES:My favorite movies are Top Gun, Father of the Bride, any 007 Bond film, and
FAVORITE MUSIC: I am a sucker for country and today's hits, but love me some good classics and oldies as well.

And I would for sure get tons of hits if these were my profile pictures.

1. Shows I am fun, and wear short dresses (on occasion)

2. Yup, I am outdoorsy (every guy has to like that)

3. I have energy (I get active)

4. What guy can resist puppies??

5. I am worldly

6. I can actually put myself together and look half decent.

SEEKING: Male ages 25-30 who enjoys life to the fullest and isn't opposed to trying new things.

Have you ever online dated.
Any good stories??

P.S.

Where do you put that you are a blogger?
Would that freak the guy out?
Maybe he'd think he'd end up all over you blog, just like every ex of Taylor Swifts ends up in a song.