Showing posts with label When I Grow Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label When I Grow Up. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2013

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I wanna be famous, wannabe in shows, wannabe in movies.
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies...
Name that song anyone??? 
Pussycat Dolls, yeah I've seen them in concert, try to contain your jealousy.

Speaking of PCD when I grow up I'll have Nicole's body, hair, and skin, but as the white girl I am that is a little out of the question, so maybe I should write a more realistic list.

Okay starting the list over for reals now.
I wore yoga pants
When I Grow Up

Dinners will be flawless recipes that are not made up and/or hap hazardly put together.

Colored skinny jeans might not be in style anymore, and I'd have nothing to wear.
 
I won't be hungover from a night out, ever. Who has time for those hangover things anyways?
 
Charlie Schene, Britney Spears, and Bieber will all be names of the past, which if we're all being honest with ourselves probably wouldn't be the worse thing that happened.
 
I'll have a clean car, inside and out, this is for sure a sign that you've made it in life.

 My kids will probably wear crocs, not because they are cute, but because they are practical, and that's what I have heard 'momhood' is all about.  I'll let you know when I get there. 
I will have visited all the places on my list, like Greece, Thailand, and Italy
(to name a few...)

My bookshelves and kindle queue will be full of books I've read not, books I want to read, because my life will be so put together, I'll have so much extra time to read, even you'll be envious.

Blog posts will basically write themselves, and I'll look flawless in every picture.

Disneyland trips will continue to make me feel like I'm seven, and I'll still wait it line, with our without kids, to get a picture with any and all of the princesses.
Dec 2012
J Crew, Loft, and Nordstrom will be the primary contributors to my wardrobe.

I'll know how to make the Starbucks PSL, so I don't have to go there ever day in fall.

I'll have super powers, you know the kind your Mom has.
There are a zillion other things I want when I grow up, but the last one on the list is the most important by far!!