Seeking A Summer Tan

We're quickly approaching summer, and I still don't have a tan.

I had grand dreams of getting a nice tan in Brazil, but those flew out the window

 when I got a terrible sunburn on first day of the cruise, despite applying SPF 35 three times.

I guess that's just the just the Polish in me.

P.S. Vicotria Secert had a sale this weekend 7 pair for $26, I may have scored some more leopard undies, as If I needed more...okay back to my post.

But it's when I wore this shirt that I realized, it's really bad, we match.

(We as in the shirt and I)

Because as much as I don't like to admit it, I feel better with a tan.

I feel like it makes me look thinner, my teeth look whiter, my hair look blonder, which while 'cliche' helps makes me feel more attractive. Remember how I suck at sexy?
....yeah a tan helps me with that.

So now I am on the hunt for the perfect self tanner.

I've had success in the past with Tan Towels.

I wiped on the tan seen below for my brothers wedding.
Side Note: My Sister In Law is due ANY day now!!

I sprayed this tanner on in my bathroom for my NYE in Vegas

It just took too many sprays (five nights in a row) for it to look 'good' 

 

And a trip to Mexico helped my tan (this one was natural) as well.

 So I just bought these two from amazon.

here

here

I'll let you know how they go.
But anything will be an improvement.

Which self tanners have you been happy with??

Tell me, girlfriend needs to know!!!