Monday, May 13, 2013

Why Life Would be Better as a Dog

Happy Mondays ladies. I hope all you Mom's had a great mothers day.
I made breakfast for my Mom (well parents, but in honor of Mom), and I burnt the muffins.
I don't want to talk about it, it's a sensitive topic, anyways.

If you're visiting from Two Thirds Hazel, welcome, please stay a while.

If you haven't been over there yet today, check it out.
You'll see my dog being a bad ass, and jumping off a diving board.  In case you're in a hurry, and you can't click over there right now, here's proof.

And this week we taught her doggie 'scuba'. NBD. 

Anyways that's just what I've been doing in my spare time, teaching my dogs useless tricks that keep me entertained, now if only camp had taught her to empty the dishwasher, and pick up her own schadoobies.
...that'd be the day...
BUT. That's not what this post is all about, so easily distracted I tell you.

Last week I gave you a few random facts about me, now I am going to tell you why life would be better as a dog.

Everyone Would Love Me
Try to resist a dog, I'd love for you to try.  It's basically impossible. This is just not the case in people world, specifically girl world.  We can't win 'em all.  I mean I'd love to think that people either like me or love me, but I know that's not the case, call me a realist.
If I were a dog, you'd all love me, no questions asked.

I'd Never Get Tired Running
Zoey can run FOREVER without getting tired. I need this in my life. I'd be so fit and trim if this were the case, damn it must be nice Zoey.

Cuddling Would be One of my Main Activities
If you tell me you don't like cuddling, I'd probably ask what was wrong with you?  I personally love cuddling, and cuddle with Zoey as much as I can.  Basically my dog gets more cuddles (from me and my boyfriend) than anyone or animal I know, and at times I am jealous of her. Bottom line, I want all the cuddles she gets.

Mood Swings Wouldn't Exist
Dogs are Zoey is happy ALL the TIME. (I know all dogs are happy all the time, but this post is mostly about how awesome my doggie is.)
Cute-ness Would Come Naturally
I have to work to be cute, this shouldn't come as a shock to you, these outfits don't just make themselves, contrary to popular belief.  Zoey is cute all the time, all day every day.
How could you not love this face.

And I rest my case, life would clearly be easier as a dog...


  1. agree 100%. i was just thinking about this over the weekend. plus, i think your dog and my dog would get along.

  2. Agreed!!! These photos are awesome!!

  3. SO TRUE. I always tell my dog how good she has it. I don't think she appreciates it tho. And I love teaching her tricks! She knows how to play dead and "high five" everyone is always very impressed.

  4. Seriously, life as a dog would be the shit. HOW is it they can run so much and never get tired?!?

  5. God she is so freaking adorable. I can't stand it.

  6. You forgot a few (because I've obviously spent TOO much time being jealous of our extremely spoiled pup:

    1. I'd never have to make breakfast, lunch or dinner because it just arrives for me.
    2. If I sit and whine long enough I can get anything I want. Especially dog treats. And bones.
    3. I can sleep where ever I darn well want with no questions asked. This includes on my owners' bed when they're watching too much evening TV.

    Gosh, I thought I had it made.


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