Squirt, Moist, and Other Terrible Words

This morning I went to Starbucks.
I always feel indulgent (and like I'm paying too much for a drink)
when I go, among other things, but this is not important.

I asked for a non-fat, half pump, light ice vanilla latte.
(Yes I'm that yuppy that has a complicated order too).
And the women asked me how many squirts...

And I cringed.

You know those words that just give you the creepy crawly feeling?

They just sound uncomfortable in any context they are delivered in?
Yeah Squirt is one of them.

Squirt.

I am not sure why but this word just gives me the heebee jeebees.

Whenever anyone says it, I cringe.

I'm not even sure why, maybe it has something to do with this association.

If you just clicked that link, I apologize, you'll never hear that word in the same light ever again.

P.S. There is NO appropriate GIF to go with this, you should have seen the things I looked at when I typed squirt GIF into the google search bar, so NOT okay...

Moist

End of Story.

That's also an awful word.

Dress//Victoria Secret (though I don't make it look that sexy)

Chombray//Old Navy

Necklace//Target

Mucous

I mean say it to out loud right now.

Be sure you pronounce all the vowels.

Yup, it's gross too!!!

Any words make you cringe?

I'd love to hear 'em.

(I mean I don't want to hear them, but I do want to know which words bother you!)

I'm sure I haven't thought of all of 'em.