Top 5 Things I've Done that are Socially Inappropriate

As my 'two' (puppy and boyfriend) sleep. I lay here restless, unsure if I should really share this list with you or not.  But I decided to go for it.   Because this a place where honesty lives and breathes right??

So aside from my obvious displays of stupidity awesomeness at weddings, I have a couple of other embarrassing moments that I often look back at and laugh, for lack of anything better to say or do.  They've all been done.

1.Taken something off a plate at a restaurant. This is way more creepy than it sounds, I swear.  There we a plate of untouched garlic cheese fries next at the abandoned table next to us.  We didn't order there, but the restaurant was known for them, and  we weren't opposed to trying.  So I snuck my little hand over to the plate and snatched a few before the plates were cleared...
Looking back I can't believe I did this.

2. Walked down the street with my dress in the air.  Joining a sorority is awesome.  Drinking with sorority sisters can bring out the best drunk in of all of us, just sayin'.  Clearly not my brightest shining star moment.

3. Painted all ten nails at CVS with a color that I thought was super cute.  The color was super trendy, so I didn't need to buy it, it wouldn't be worth it, so I painted all ten nails.  Some would call and 'extended sampler'.  Oh how I secretly wish someone watched it on camera, and laughed out loud.

4. Woke up in a bath tub (it was not full of water). Oh what college nights will do to you. (Sorry Mom)

5. A Catholic (<-- cough that's me) got kicked out of the Vatican.  Something about your are not supposed to jump over a small retaining marker to go hang out in Vatican Square at midnight that those Roman Police Men didn't like. Whoopsies...you know what they say when in Rome..

Those are my top five for today, but I'm sure there are 18 more I'll think of that should have been on this list tomorrow.